Would YOU Like To Perform The Perfect Handjob?

This is a picture from Christina Aguilera's shoot for her new album. Peep that two finger ring she's wearing? Yeah, it's not really a ring at all. It's a ring used for the perfect handjob, and is sold for a hefty $1,550.00. It is called Betony Vernon Men's Petting Ring. It's description from it's manufacturer:


The jewel that best communicates the transcendental qualities of a perfect round of Paradise Found. It is a double ring that holds the index finger and thumb in the chi mudra position; the gesture used in meditation for a one-pointed mind and for a perfect hand job as well. So lube up with some Gentlemen's Relish, concentrate and add a new dimension to male masturbation.


I love hidden meanings behind items =D